cravings:

cravings:

do u ever look at a teacher and think “i wonder if they have a dildo” 

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oh

(Source: cravings, via fruitcrocs)

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420, via fruitcrocs)

trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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(via pornstarwars)

pornstarwars:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

blackmail

(via fruitcrocs)

howellsbutt:

"can i have some of your fries?"

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(via ruinedchildhood)

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh, via fruitcrocs)

bromancer:

i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word

(via get-lost-in-the-stars-my-dear)

maliciousmelons:

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

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(Source: maliciousmelons, via ruinedchildhood)

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via fruitcrocs)